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Watching Disney classics as an adult is hilarious - mostly because you won't believe how much stuff we didn't pick up on.

It's hard to believe that we were being fed naughty innuendos the whole time, yet we didn't have a clue what they meant.

The makers of TV shows and movies aimed at kids have a habit of slipping in dirty jokes for the parents that fly right over children's heads like popcorn at the cinema.

Here are 13 jokes in Disney films that nobody born in the 90s picked up on - and the Bambi one is even earlier.

Some are from more recent films but are still passing our kids by today. Cheeky, Disney!

1. Aladdin

At the end of the film when Jasmine and Aladdin have finally defeated Jafar and tied the knot, the genie makes a joke which would slide well over the heads of unassuming youngsters.

As the palace shakes around them, the genie says: "I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon!"

Yes, that's a joke about Aladdin and Jasmine having sex. Who knew!?

2. Toy Story 2

In the first Toy Story sequel, we're introduced to a few new characters including Jessie the cowgirl, Bullseye and Stinky Pete.

Jessie flirts with Buzz, embracing him and calling him the "sweetest space toy I ever met" but is distracted by Andy's puppy needing to get outside to go to the toilet.

She expertly works her way down off the bed using a car track - and seems to impress Buzz.

His wings pop up and start flashing. You can't help but think it's a nod to getting excited in other ways.

Speaking of which...

3. Bambi

Ever noticed what happened when Flower gets a kiss in Bambi?

We'll let you draw your own conclusions.

4. Hocus Pocus

When the Sanderson sisters hop on to a bus trying to find children to breathe the lives out of (so they can look younger and more beautiful) they tell a bus driver: "We desire... children."

He wittily replies: "It may take me a couple of tries but I don't think that'll be a problem."

Young kids might think he's talking about driving a few times around the block to find neighbourhood kids for the witches.

But the adult mind knows what he's really thinking.

5. Ratatouille

When Linguini is talking to Colette and is trying to explain the "tiny truth" he's been hiding from her - the fact he's got a rat cooking for him - he struggles to get his words out and it all sounds a bit, well, weird.

He starts off saying: "I've got a... a... raaa....sshh." She replies: "You've got a rash?"

Linguini tries to correct himself, saying: "No, no, no, I have this tiny..... little.... little...."

Colette's eyes flick down towards below his belt and she grimaces.

6. Frozen

OK, so this is a new one. But it's still flying over the heads of little kids - and giving adults a reason to titter while they're watching it for the 100th time.

Ever noticed the foot size joke in Frozen?

When Kristoff is quizzing Anna on 'love of her life' Hans, he asks her what she knows about him and questions her on his foot size, to which she replies: "Foot size doesn't matter..."

Clearly a joke about his manhood.

7. 101 Dalmatians

When Anita tells Cruella she is pregnant in the live-action version of the movie, the evil dog-skinner makes a joke about bestiality - which isn't exactly a laughing matter.

Roger then chimes in: "We're having puppies, too" to which she replies: "Puppies? Well haven't you been a busy boy!"

In another scene, one of Cruella's cronies says: "The sight of all these deceased creatures gives me a shrinky winky!"

Eugh.

8. A Bug's Life

During this movie about the war between grasshoppers and ants, a pair of flies ask Francis the ladybug: “Hey cutie, wanna pollinate with a real bug?”

Kids watching probably wouldn't have studied pollination in biology yet to know that this is actually clearly a sex joke.

9. Hercules

Hercules and Meg go to see a play about Oedipus - a tragic hero who killed his father so he could marry his mother.

You might also be familiar with the Oedipus complex, a Freudian theory about men having sexual desires towards their mothers and jealousy towards their fathers.

Hercules later jokes: "That play... that Oedipus thing? Man, I thought I had problems."

10. The Emperor's New Groove

In one scene, Kronk is lying down on the ground next to a tent cuddling a teddy bear and dressed in his own pyjamas.

He appears to be pitching his own tent around the crotch area... with no sign of a pole.

Just a little joke for the adults?

11. The Lion King

Eagle-eyed Lion King viewers claim to have spotted something a little rude in the swirling clouds of dust in the sky in one scene after Simba settles down on the edge of a cliff.

They reckon the dust spells out the word 'SEX' if you slow down the film and, when you look at it, it certainly looks like this could be the case.

However, Disney apparently responded to the rumours and said it actually spells 'SFX' (short for 'special effects'). We'll let you make your own minds up.

12. Toy Story 3

We're back to the Toy Story franchise. In the third movie, evil huggy bear Lotso turns against all of the toys and, to shut up Mrs Potato Head, takes her pair of lips off her body.

Defending her, Mr Potato Head shouts: "Hey! Nobody takes my wife's mouth except me!" Some cheeky adult viewers have speculated he's referring to oral sex.

But, of course, kids will be oblivious.

13. Cars

In Cars, Lightning McQueen meets his "biggest fans" - clearly a pair of 'groupies' waiting for him outside.

After telling him how fond they are of him, they proceed to "flash" him, quite literally.

When Lightning McQueen meets one of his racing heroes, he tells his friend Mater how many 'Piston Cups' he's won in the course of his career.

Mater replies: "He did WHAT in a cup?!"

We see what you did there...

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